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Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
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Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…

The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week
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The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week feature highlights the new single “Belligerence” from The Ocean, the second single from…

Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
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Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…

CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
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CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash
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Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Korn frontman Jonathan Davis joined Yoshiki at the first of his two-night stand at Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los…

Robert Smith Slams FIFA President Over Historic World Cup Halftime Show
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Robert Smith Slams FIFA President Over Historic World Cup Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Cure’s Robert Smith has expressed his disapproval of the FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show, which will feature performances…

Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day
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Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Birmingham, England will mark the one-year anniversary of the passing of the city’s hometown hero Ozzy Osbourne on July 22nd…

Swapmeet Drops Lovely Debut Album Mount Zero Now Streaming
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Swapmeet Drops Lovely Debut Album Mount Zero Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Swapmeet, the up and coming indie act from down under, arrive today with their new album, Mount Zero. It’s their…

Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy
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Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Finding the right metal record label sounds easy—until you’re 187 browser tabs deep, three labels have been dead since the…

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