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Tag: Music

Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)
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Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 16th Annual Fist Up Film Fest 2025 at La Peña Cultural Center! 🙄 Doors open 6:30 PM for “As…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎭 Film & book reveal – sake…

Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
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Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…

Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
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Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…

KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess
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KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

OMG! KREATOR, those thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are back with another album, “Krushers Of The World”! It’s dropping on January…

Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese
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Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Welcome to Cheddar Late Than Never Comedy and Grilled Cheese event! At SanTan Gardens prepare for cheesy jokes and maybe,…

Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever
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Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

OMG! 😲 Shavo Odadjian, the bass god from SYSTEM OF A DOWN, blessed us with his profound thoughts on “Chop…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** 🎈😂 Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

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