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Tag: Musical

OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
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OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! 🤣 In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…

Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)
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Chad Gray of Mudvayne Reminisces About Vinnie Paul: A Touching Tale of Friendship (and Drum Lessons?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

So, Radioactive MikeZ, bless his heart (or whatever’s left of it), managed to wrangle MUDVAYNE’s very own Chad Gray onto…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…

Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit
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Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Deanne Coffin (who???), CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, now rebranded as a solo act…

Isle of Man Honors Prog Rock Keyboardist With Stamps Featuring Yes Art, Because Why Not
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Isle of Man Honors Prog Rock Keyboardist With Stamps Featuring Yes Art, Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Okay, boomer, prepare to have your mind blown 🤯 by the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news since sliced bread: Some relics…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
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Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…

DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
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DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…

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