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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
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Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…

Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
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Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…

Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
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Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing
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Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this medevac jet crash in Philadelphia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
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Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…

Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
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Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

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