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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It looks like Team Ninja has finally listened to our cries and decided to make a sequel that’s actually better…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Episode 3 of VisionQuest has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and references that will surely delight…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

Coworkers Assist Grad Student In Solving Mystery Of Funky Water Flavor
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Coworkers Assist Grad Student In Solving Mystery Of Funky Water Flavor

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A graduate student at the University of Wyoming was allegedly poisoned…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
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Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test
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Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Oh joy, another server stress test to look forward to, because what’s more exciting than intentionally trying to break a…

Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…

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