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Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
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Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…

Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
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Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…

Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around
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Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest poll numbers, and it seems like Latino voters are not…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
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CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
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Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
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Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

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