Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…
Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who doesn’t love a good mixtape…
Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…
Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…
W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…