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Tag: New Music

Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
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Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉🔥 The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…

Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
The Algorithm Of The Night: Because Who Needs Sleep When You Can Dance? 🌃🕺
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Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…

STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name
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STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I’ve got the scoop on the latest and greatest…

Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
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Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🤣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…

KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
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KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…

UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them
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UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label 🤘🎸. I…

RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger
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RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…

HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
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HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…

SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe
Breaking News: SNOT is Back and Better than Ever (Or So They Claim) 🤣
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SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

The infamous metal/punk rock band SNOT is at it again, trying to make a comeback with their new album 🎸.…

OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
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OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…

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