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Tag: New Music

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! πŸŽΈπŸ”Š Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe
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LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? πŸ€©πŸŽ‰ The legendary post-hardcore band LETLIVE. might, maybe, possibly,…

MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…

Dave Stewart Forced to Relive His Worst Nightmare and Support the Soulless King of Dad Music Lionel Richie at Sandringham Because Who Needs Dignity Anyway
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Dave Stewart Forced to Relive His Worst Nightmare and Support the Soulless King of Dad Music Lionel Richie at Sandringham Because Who Needs Dignity Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

The most epic music festival of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care…

DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
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DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…

OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
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OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is almost over, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…

Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
Breaking News: OVERKILL is Still Alive and Thrashing, Despite Some Minor Setbacks 🀘
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Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…

Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are
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Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Duran Duran is going on tour and we’re all supposed to be excited about it πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ. Like, who doesn’t love…

CHARLIE BENANTE Obviously The Real Brain Behind PANTERA Hopes To Bless The World With More PANTERA Music Because Lets Be Real He’s The Only One Who Actually Mattered Anyway
Oh Joy, Pantera is Back... Sort Of 🀩
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CHARLIE BENANTE Obviously The Real Brain Behind PANTERA Hopes To Bless The World With More PANTERA Music Because Lets Be Real He’s The Only One Who Actually Mattered Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

The legendary metal band Pantera is back, but not really πŸ€”. I mean, it’s not like they’re back with their…

STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
Breaking News: STRYPER Returns with New Single, and Honestly, We're Not Sure If We're Alright or Okay with It πŸ€”
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STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…

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