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Tag: New Music

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
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Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
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Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…

Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
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Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…

Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
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Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…

Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip
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Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who isn’t, right? 😒 The official trailer…

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