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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center
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Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court has once again decided not to intervene…

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Music for the Masses: Celebrating the Awkward, Hairy, Synth-Obsessed 80s Scene in Chicago

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

Saturday, February 7, 2026, prepare your trench coats for the Beat Kitchen at 2100 West Belmont, Chicago, where Orlove by…

Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)
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Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)

FinnDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Hold onto your tamales, folks, because Jessica Chastain just decided to trade in her Oscar for a one-way ticket to…

Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
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Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…

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