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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
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Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…

Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
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Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…

69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
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69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…

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