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Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
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Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
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Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…

Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
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Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and now has a new singer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mechanically-enhanced metal? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a new single, “Roboticist”,…

VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN
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VEIL OF MAYA Fans Desperately Cling To Lukas Magyar’s New Project SIFYN

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some life-changing music? 🤯 I mean, who needs personal growth or meaningful relationships…

Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

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