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Danny Elfman Credits Tool Album For Getting Him Through Tattoo Pain
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Danny Elfman Credits Tool Album For Getting Him Through Tattoo Pain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

Composer and music artist Danny Elfman says he has Tool to thank for his heavily tatted body. Elfman — who…

Blondie Drops First New Album in Nine Years High Noon
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Blondie Drops First New Album in Nine Years High Noon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

Blondie are returning with High Noon, their first album of new material in nine years. The band’s 12th studio album…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
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Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…

Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab
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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Every few months, a new gadget promises to revolutionize the world, but let’s be real, most of them are just…

Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting
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Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, Xbox has announced that it will be laying off…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

New Order’s Gillian Gilbert Battles Cancer Not Stephen Morris
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New Order’s Gillian Gilbert Battles Cancer Not Stephen Morris

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

After New Order drummer Stephen Morris recently revealed to Rolling Stone that he was in the throes of a “pretty…

Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
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Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…

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