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Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release
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Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

The Scream franchise, as evidenced by the recent box office success of Scream 7, has had more lives than Ghostface.…

CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026
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CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026

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For the better part of the last decade, vinyl has been the face of music’s physical revival. But according to…

Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl
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Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Forty years after David Lynch’s Blue Velvet changed the sound of American cinema forever, Angelo Badalamenti‘s haunting score is returning…

Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD
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Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Tim Burton’s movies all have a sense of humor to them, but 1996’s Mars Attacks! is one of his more…

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
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Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
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Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…

Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser
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Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Peter Farrelly’s upcoming film I Play Rocky tells the true story of Sylvester Stallone’s struggle not only to get his…

Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

SUNN O))) have announced a new slate of 2026 North American headlining dates in support of their recent self-titled album,…

Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show
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Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Neurosis have added three live dates to their reunion beyond their already announced appearance at this year’s Fire in the…

Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive
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Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Looking to buy a pair of great noise-canceling headphones at the lowest price possible? Consequence has you covered with the…

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