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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

Top August Headphone Deals from Sony, Bose, and Beats
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Top August Headphone Deals from Sony, Bose, and Beats

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

For readers looking to purchase premium noise-canceling headphones at the biggest discount, Consequence has you covered with the best deals…

Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career
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Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Glenn Hughes — known for his work in Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Black Country…

Weezer Drops New Single And Adds Tour Dates
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Weezer Drops New Single And Adds Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Weezer have unveiled “C.E.O.,” a brand new single from their upcoming self-titled album (aka The Gold Album). Despite the potentially…

Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
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Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
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Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? 🎸💔 Linkin Park is back…

Perez Hilton Rushed to Hospital After Alarming Livestream Incident
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Perez Hilton Rushed to Hospital After Alarming Livestream Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton was hospitalized following a disturbing social media livestream video in which he appeared to engage in…

Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release
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Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Before there was Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson, there was Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. While 1994’s Interview with the…

Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
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Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…

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