Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine
Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…
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Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…
Planet Zoo 2 Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on the First One and Now We’re Adding Fish and Birds to Take More of Your Cash
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some zoo-tastic news? 🎉🦁 Frontier Developments, the geniuses behind Planet Coaster and Elite:…
Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 A Nintendo Switch 2 edition for Stray was released today,…
You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichés
Get ready for the most epic trolling experience of your life, folks! 🤣 The new Scary Movie website is live,…
Acer Unleashes the Most Definitely Not Overhyped Predator Atlas 8 Gaming Handheld That Will Totally Change Your Life Forever With Super Duper Powerful Arc G-Series Processors That Are Practically Magical
Acer announces a new gaming handheld, the Predator Atlas 8, because you clearly didn’t have enough ways to play games…
STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…