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Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon
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Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Dolly Parton is exploring the creation of a digital avatar of herself to perform for fans. In an interview with…

Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman
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Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

The Daily Mail apparently went looking for the famously private Meg White and found someone else entirely. According to a…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
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Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Karmelo Anthony case, and folks, this is quite the story. A Texas…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls
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Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Kacey Musgraves is turning “Dry Spell” into a hands-on experience. This week, Musgraves teamed with women’s wellness brand Medicine Mama…

Olivia Rodrigo Drops Politically Charged Single Serena Joy On CD
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Olivia Rodrigo Drops Politically Charged Single Serena Joy On CD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has found a home for one of the songs that didn’t make her latest album, you seem pretty…

Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident
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Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

A multi-vehicle accident involving Buckcherry’s tour bus resulted in one fatality, though members of the band and its touring crew…

Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist
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Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Garth Brooks launched his 2026 “Blame It All on My Roots” arena tour this week with two sold-out shows at…

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