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Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
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Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…

Fiona Apple Opens Up About Creative Struggles Amid Turbulent Times
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Fiona Apple Opens Up About Creative Struggles Amid Turbulent Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

Fiona Apple gave a sincere statement about where she’s at creatively in a video posted to social media Friday, decrying…

JAY Z Celebrates 30 Years of Reasonable Doubt at Yankee Stadium
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JAY Z Celebrates 30 Years of Reasonable Doubt at Yankee Stadium

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

JAY-Z took it back to the beginning during the first of three Yankee Stadium shows on Friday, July 10th, celebrating…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

Breaking News Hilary Duff’s Life Has Been Completely Consumed by Mahjong and Honestly Who Needs Personal Growth or Human Interaction When You Have Tiles
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Breaking News Hilary Duff’s Life Has Been Completely Consumed by Mahjong and Honestly Who Needs Personal Growth or Human Interaction When You Have Tiles

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Hilary Duff is totally obsessed with mahjong, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I mean, who needs human interaction…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

Beyoncé Surprises at JAY-Zs Yankee Stadium Show
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Beyoncé Surprises at JAY-Zs Yankee Stadium Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

This weekend, JAY-Z is taking over Yankee Stadium for a three-night anniversary celebration that includes look-backs at both Reasonable Doubt…

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…

Taylor Sheridan Snubbed Again By Emmy Awards
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Taylor Sheridan Snubbed Again By Emmy Awards

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

There is something that definitely feels deliberate about the way the Emmys keep snubbing showrunner Taylor Sheridan, the creator of…

Shinedown Bass Takes Break Amid Mental Health Struggles
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Shinedown Bass Takes Break Amid Mental Health Struggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Shinedown bassist Eric Bass has posted a video message announcing that he will not join the band for the start…

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