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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…

Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest
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Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Limp Bizkit and comedian Tom Green teamed up for a performance of “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” at Ottawa Bluesfest on…

ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently
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ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another incident involving ICE, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Tom Cruise Battles Self Made Disaster in Digger Trailer
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Tom Cruise Battles Self Made Disaster in Digger Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Digger has been cloaked with mystery since its original announcement. Known only up until now as “a comedy of catastrophic…

Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track
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Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot
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Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

JAY-Z Rocks Yankee Stadium with 45 Song Marathon Setlist
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JAY-Z Rocks Yankee Stadium with 45 Song Marathon Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

JAY-Z closed out his three-night run at Yankee Stadium on Monday, July 13th, with an “Extra Innings” concert. Unintentionally giving…

Sam Neill Dead at 78 Iconic Jurassic Park Star Passes Away
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Sam Neill Dead at 78 Iconic Jurassic Park Star Passes Away

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Sam Neill, whose portrayal of the brilliant paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park helped define a generation of cinematic…

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
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Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…

Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
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Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…

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