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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
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Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…

Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
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Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…

Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently
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Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Pentagon forcing out top staffers at Stars & Stripes, and I’ve…

Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Gets Tribute Song From West End Motel
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Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Gets Tribute Song From West End Motel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

West End Motel, the soul, gospel, and heartland rock outfit founded by the late Brent Hinds, released the new song…

Ministry Drops Anti-Trump Single and Video We Hate Now
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Ministry Drops Anti-Trump Single and Video We Hate Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Ministry have released “We Hate,” the newest single from their upcoming final album, Hate to Go (Take Out or Delivery).…

Trump’s Patriot Games Tank in Latest Ratings Report
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Trump’s Patriot Games Tank in Latest Ratings Report

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

The Patriot Games, organized by Donald Trump‘s White House, failed to impress American audiences, with ABC earning a mere 1.21…

Young Miko Reveals Reggaeton Mount Rushmore Picks
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Young Miko Reveals Reggaeton Mount Rushmore Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Young Miko was asked to name her Mount Rushmore of reggaeton artists, but narrowing decades of Puerto Rican music down…

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