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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
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ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…

OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
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OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…

Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters
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Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s laughable to think that anyone would question the sheer brilliance of our great President Donald Trump, who has been…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…

Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II
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Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has finally decided to bless us with a new album, Confessions ll,…

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
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Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

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