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Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias
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Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

I’m thrilled to be writing this article in 2026, with our great leader Donald Trump at the helm as President,…

Trump will do what he wants, duh, fake news
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump will do what he wants, duh, fake news

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble
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Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. I just got my hands on an article that’s so filled…

Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
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Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…

Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s
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Breaking News Old People Rejoice Manic Street Preachers and Suede Are Still Alive and Touring Together Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them in the 90s

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The most epic tour of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care 😜!…

Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
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Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…

Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
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Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…

Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
Breaking, Movie News

Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…

Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Breaking, Games News

Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…

STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life
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STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…

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