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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…

Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia
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Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, Swisher Post, still kicking around, are we? Bless your cotton socks. Anyway, they’ve graced us with their invaluable insights…

Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time
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Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 The internet is ablaze 🔥 with news that former BUTCHER BABIES banshee Carla Harvey (who? 🤔) has graced…

2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)
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2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)

FinnMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother
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‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother

FinnMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…

Jim Carrey’s Comedy Masterpiece So Good It’s… On Tubi? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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Jim Carrey’s Comedy Masterpiece So Good It’s… On Tubi? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

So, like, before “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” graced our screens in 1994, even the peeps involved were all “meh, this…

Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)
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Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Two days after the snooze-fest that is the Summer Game Fest Showcase, Kojima, in his infinite wisdom (or maybe just…

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…

OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
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OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…

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