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The Warning Set for Massive Mexico City Concert After NFL Gig
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The Warning Set for Massive Mexico City Concert After NFL Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

The Warning have announced they will headline Mexico City’s Estadio GNP Seguros on February 5th, 2027, just hours after being…

Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
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Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…

DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…

J Balvin Thrives Without English Album Thanks To Karol G Success
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J Balvin Thrives Without English Album Thanks To Karol G Success

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

J Balvin says the global success of Spanish-language artists has reinforced his decision not to record an album in English,…

Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
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Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…

Keffe D Found Guilty In Tupac Shakur Murder Case
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Keffe D Found Guilty In Tupac Shakur Murder Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

A Las Vegas jury found 63-year-old Duane “Keffe D” Davis guilty of Tupac Shakur’s 1996 murder, a killing that has…

Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change
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Bruce Dickinson Slams Trump Over Lake America Name Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson mocked President Trump’s recent executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake…

GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
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GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…

Punk Icons Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Bash
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Punk Icons Unite for Ramones 50th Anniversary Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

An all-star band of Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong, Rancid’s Tim Armstrong, blink-182’s Travis Barker, and onetime Ramones bassist CJ…

Bad Wolves Drop Dolly Parton Jolene Cover That Led to Lineup Change
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Bad Wolves Drop Dolly Parton Jolene Cover That Led to Lineup Change

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Bad Wolves have released their cover of the Dolly Parton classic “Jolene,” a track which was steeped in controversy before…

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