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Rush Donates Big to Honor Neil Peart in Hometown Park Memorial
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Rush Donates Big to Honor Neil Peart in Hometown Park Memorial

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

RUSH members Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson have donated over $700,000 (Canadian) to ensure the construction of a Neil Peart…

Hilary Duff Set For Buenos Aires Debut 21 Years Later
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Hilary Duff Set For Buenos Aires Debut 21 Years Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Hilary Duff is finally headed to Buenos Aires after a 21-year wait. The pop star has announced a new batch…

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Coltrane’s Lost Tiberi Tapes Get First Ever Release
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Coltrane’s Lost Tiberi Tapes Get First Ever Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Fabled John Coltrane recordings that were stashed in a private collection for 65 years have been announced for release in…

Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Where the Goth Girls At
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Queens of the Stone Age Drop New Track Where the Goth Girls At

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have unveiled “Where the Goth Girls At?” as the latest single from their upcoming album,…

Taylor Swift Unveils The Life of a Showgirl The Encore Series
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Taylor Swift Unveils The Life of a Showgirl The Encore Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Taylor Swift has announced The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore, a deluxe edition of her latest album due out…

Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century
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Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Texas, where a federal judge has ordered…

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
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Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
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President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

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