D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…
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Where in the Actual Heck is Jodi Huisentruit?! | CNN
Oh, CNN, always with the sob stories! This time, it’s about some local Iowa news anchor, Jodi Huisentruit, who went…
Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…
McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…
Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. 🙄Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…
FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July
Oh, sweet tears of joy! 😭 The FTC, bless their bureaucratic hearts, is shoveling out another $126 million in Fortnite…
Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…
Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat
Oh, CNN, still trying to spin good news into doom and gloom! Stocks are up, folks! The S&P 500 is…
Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell…
Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…