You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichés
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Acer Unleashes the Most Definitely Not Overhyped Predator Atlas 8 Gaming Handheld That Will Totally Change Your Life Forever With Super Duper Powerful Arc G-Series Processors That Are Practically Magical
Acer announces a new gaming handheld, the Predator Atlas 8, because you clearly didn’t have enough ways to play games…
STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…
FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…
ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It
Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…
Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…
Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…