Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
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Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…
Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…
No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…
Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…
Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service
Sony’s Media Molecule is reportedly working on a new game with “open-world elements” and we’re all just over here like…
Logitech Finally Creates Products That Won’t Give You Carpal Tunnel After 5 Minutes Of Use Maybe
Breaking News: Logitech Releases New Lineup of Super Comfortable Mice and Keyboards, Because Your Wrists Were Getting Too Comfortable 🤣.…
Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…