Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 A Nintendo Switch 2 edition for Stray was released today,…
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Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…
Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…
Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…
Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…
BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…
Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…