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Tag: Nintendo

Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming
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Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Pearl Abyss is celebrating the post-launch content added to Crimson Desert by announcing more DLC in Q4 2026, and a…

Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone
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Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The Switch version of Aliens: Fireteam Elite has officially gone dark, and honestly, who’s surprised? It’s just another example of…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
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Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…

Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza
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Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a 20-minute info bomb about the upcoming Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, because what’s a new Fire Emblem…

Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
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Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…

CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World
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CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Fans of the Dragon Quest Monsters series, rejoice! CAPCOM has finally decided to bless us with a plethora of details…

Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
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Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…

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