Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…
Tag: Nope
Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…
Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…
Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Nickelodeon just dropped the first trailer for the upcoming…
Huns of Black Metal Unite to Complain About New Mayhem Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 THE HU is back with a new album, and…
GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…
Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…
Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…
Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…
Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…