KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…
Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…
Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the British government clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery,…
Oh Great Another Exorcist Sequel to Make Us All Possessed with Boredom Boorman and The Devil – Watch the trailer for the documentary about the sequel to The Exorcist that nobody asked for
The most epic fail in movie history is getting its own documentary, because who doesn’t love a good trainwreck? 🚂💥…
Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…
Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams
It’s been a wild ride since Sony decided to pull the plug on physical PlayStation discs in 2028, and I’m…
Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…
Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…