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Tag: Nostalgia

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
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Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
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COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
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Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker

FinnSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…

Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
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Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…

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