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Tag: Nostalgia

Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
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Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
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RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…

ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
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ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…

Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…

More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…

Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…

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