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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia
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90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 90’s Kinda Love? 🙄 More like 90’s kinda cringe! 🤣 Watch “Love Jones” 🤮, listen to a live band…

AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
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AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…

Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
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Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Ah, yes, the musical geniuses 🧠 behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…

Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years
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Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

It’s hard to believe (or is it? 🤔), but Kylie Minogue, the artist who brought us such earworms as “Can’t…

SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)
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SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Ollie Winiberg of Drummer’s Review, SLIPKNOT’s very own drumming sensation, Eloy Casagrande, dropped a truth…

Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…

Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
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Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…

Winds of Change? More Like Winds of “We Need the Money,” Plus Maybe Some New Noise and a Giggle or Two
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Winds of Change? More Like Winds of “We Need the Money,” Plus Maybe Some New Noise and a Giggle or Two

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

WINDS OF PLAGUE, those symphonic deathcore… things… that you probably forgot existed, decided to grace us with their presence at…

Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
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Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…

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