More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…
Tag: Nostalgia
DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…
Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨 Apple TV has finally decided to bless us with a new sci-fi series…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…
A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…
Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…
Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…
Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…