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Tag: Nostalgia

Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…

Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon
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Another original title to add to the endless pile of sequels and reboots coming soon

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

By Any Means, the latest attempt at a “Based on a True Story” biopic, has left me wondering if it’s…

Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix
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Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get this HD-2D party started, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable remaster of Final Fantasy…

Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…

Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

Satch and Vai Unleash Album For 12 People Who Still Care About Guitar Solos
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Satch and Vai Unleash Album For 12 People Who Still Care About Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 After decades of friendship, guitar legends Joe Satriani and Steve Vai have…

NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model
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NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but the StarCraft franchise might finally be getting the love it deserves – or…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

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