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Tag: NVIDIA

Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly
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Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market turmoil, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost
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NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a world where PC hardware comes at a premium, NVIDIA’s RTX Spark platform is looking to shake things up.…

OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest tech stock drama, and I have to say,…

Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games
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Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when GeForce NOW decides to bless us with a plethora of new…

Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
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Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…

Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade
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Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

Microsoft’s latest Surface hardware is certainly a beast, and I’m not just talking about the absurd prices they’re asking for…

NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option
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NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

NVIDIA’s DGX Spark just got a new 64GB configuration, because who needs a social life when you can have a…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

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