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Tag: OpenAI

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
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Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

Trump Racing China To AI Domination
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Trump Racing China To AI Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
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Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far
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CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the CEO of Anthropic, Dario Amodei, and I’m thinking to myself, what’s the hurry?…

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
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AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…

Robots coming for your money apparently
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Robots coming for your money apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…

Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
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Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
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Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers
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AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about OpenAI’s latest move to beef up its security safeguards, and I have…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

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