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Tag: OpenAI

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
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Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
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AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…

World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
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World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…

California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
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California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…

Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently
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Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the big cheeses from the tech world, including…

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
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Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
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Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

Trump Racing China To AI Domination
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Trump Racing China To AI Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
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Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far
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CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the CEO of Anthropic, Dario Amodei, and I’m thinking to myself, what’s the hurry?…

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