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Tag: OpenAI

Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
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Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…

Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
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Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…

AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
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AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
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Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
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Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
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AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…

Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs
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Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

The White House is meeting with top AI companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta, to discuss a new framework…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
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Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again
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Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s about Situational Awareness, a multibillion-dollar hedge fund that has…

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