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Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
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Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
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Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
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Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
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Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…

Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
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Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
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Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
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Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…

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