Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…
Tag: Original Features
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…
More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…
Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…
BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret
In a shocking turn of events, Red Lobster is rumored to be bringing back the infamous Endless Shrimp promotion that…
New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…
The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…