More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…
TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…
Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…
Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…
More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…
Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…
Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…