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BREAKING: Rian Johnson Has “Ideas” For Fourth Knives Out Movie, Which Is Apparently Something We All Needed To Know Today…
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TWO PEOPLE FOUND DEAD AT ROB REINER’S HOUSE, WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST A NEW SITCOM PILOT 🚨…
When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…
Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…
Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! 🛑 I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…
Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…
OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…
Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…
Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…
