Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
đ¨ BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens ExistâAnd Theyâre *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It đ¸đż So, you know…
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Rian Johnsonâs Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit ShenanigansâKnives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights
BREAKING: Rian Johnson Has “Ideas” For Fourth Knives Out Movie, Which Is Apparently Something We All Needed To Know Today…
Two People found chilling at Rob Reinerâs place because apparently thatâs the new Airbnb
đ¨ BREAKING NEWS: TWO PEOPLE FOUND DEAD AT ROB REINERâS HOUSE, WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST A NEW SITCOM PILOT đ¨…
The New âSupergirlâ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Momâs Heart
When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didnât just crash-land â she face-planted directly into the…
Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks đ), took a break from patting himself on the back…
James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert â will it be longer than Avatar
Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! đ I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…
Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)
Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! đ Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 𤯠Apparently, that’s enough…
Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer
From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin đď¸, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…
Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly
Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…