Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Oscar

Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
Breaking, Movie News

Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…

‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
Breaking, Movie News

‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Breaking, Movie News

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
Breaking, Movie News

Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…

Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)
Live

Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “FOUR WINTERS” on October 26th at Lexington Venue! Prepare for an “unforgettable” cinematic experience! 🤣 Director Julia Mintz…

CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, here we go again with the usual leftist drivel! These “co-directors” are just puppets dancing to the tune of…

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
Breaking, Movie News

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…

Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)
Live

Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! Theodora Remundová, presents her mom, Iva Janžurová!😱 Another documentary, named “Actress”. Will it win an Oscar? 🏆 Probably not.🙄…

Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
Breaking, Movie News

Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…

Arizona Attorney General Admits Pam Bondi’s Shock at Indictment Was Oscar-Worthy Performance
Elephant Reads CNN

Arizona Attorney General Admits Pam Bondi’s Shock at Indictment Was Oscar-Worthy Performance

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to prop up their radical leftist darlings! Arizona’s Soros-backed Attorney General,…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 6 7 8 … 13 Next

Latest posts

  • Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
  • GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
  • Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
  • American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump cancels attack on Iran after deal perimeter agreed

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}