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Craig Who? Comedy Fest

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

DOORS: 6:30 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM Eris Mainstage Uncommon Comedy Fest Presents: Craig LOL!🀣 Sketch comedy? At Uncommon Comedy Fest?…

“Wuthering Heights” Gets Teaser Posters: Prepare for Peak Angsty Vibes, Courtesy of Barbie and That Guy From Euphoria
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“Wuthering Heights” Gets Teaser Posters: Prepare for Peak Angsty Vibes, Courtesy of Barbie and That Guy From Euphoria

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups πŸ’…. Warner Bros. Pictures (you know, the folks who brought you… checks notes… stuff) and the…

Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
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Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89

FinnSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! πŸͺ¦ Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Morphs into Methuselah for New Flick, Sheds 3 lbs of Pure Muscle

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

So, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, bless his heart πŸ™„, is apparently shedding his mountain of muscle πŸ’ͺ to morph into…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🀯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Hollow Knight: Silksong β€” Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong β€” Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation
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Witness the trainwreck: Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi desecrate Wuthering Heights in Emerald Fennell’s dumpster fire of an adaptation

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin πŸ—‘οΈ and the twisted mind of ✨Emerald Fennell✨ (yes, the “Promising Young Woman”…

NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
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NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right πŸ˜‚), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another πŸ’©Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

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