‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
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Kraft Heinz Decides to Finally Embrace Its Multiple Personality Disorder
Here we go again, folks! Kraft Heinz, bowing to the woke mob’s demands for “diversity” and “inclusion” in our grocery…
Arco: Prepare to Have Your Brain Gently Fried by This Animated Sci-Fi Fantasy Trailer
Get ready for a cinematic masterpiece… or not! Arco, the latest animated flick, promises a wondrous, hope-filled, optimistic future. Made…
From Rotten to Director: 10 Critics Who Traded Pens for Panic Buttons
Oh, SWEET IRONY! 🤣 The cinematic world is full of directors who whine louder than a toddler denied candy, screeching…
WWII Dudes vs Fishy Boi: The Trailer for Maximum Hilarity
🚨 Hold on to your hats, folks, because we’ve got a cinematic masterpiece heading our way! 🦈 Just kidding. It’s…
JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name
So, apparently, there’s this guy, Jager Henry, grandson of the legendary John Bonham and son of Jason Bonham. Like we…
Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
Oh, look, another movie! 🙄 As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…
Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…
DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…
Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 Another Frankenstein movie? Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those, right? Right?…