From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️ and the twisted mind of ✨Emerald Fennell✨ (yes, the “Promising Young Woman” and “Saltburn” auteur, because one questionable film is all it takes these days), comes another cinematic masterpiece… or maybe a train wreck? Buckle up, buttercups! It’s Wuthering Heights, starring the eternally glamorous Margot Robbie (because who else?) and the guy who looks like he wandered off the set of a teen drama, Jacob Elordi. Prepare for dramatic sighs and windswept hair! 💨
A “passionate” (read: melodramatic) and “tumultuous” (read: exhausting) love story set against the bleak, depressing backdrop of the Yorkshire moors. It promises to explore the “intense” (read: codependent) and “destructive” (read: toxic) relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine Earnshaw. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough dysfunctional relationships on screen. 🙄
But wait, there’s more! This cinematic saga also stars Oscar nominee Hong Chau (probably wondering what she signed up for), Shazad Latif (because diversity quota, am I right? 😜), Alison Oliver (who?), BAFTA winner Martin Clunes (Doc Martin goes gothic, anyone? 🤣), and Ewan Mitchell (another one bites the dust… into obscurity, that is). Prepare for a cast of characters you’ll either love to hate or just plain forget! 🤷♀️
Fennell, in her infinite wisdom, directs from her own screenplay, based on the timeless (or is it just old?) novel by Emily Brontë. Because who needs originality when you can just rehash classics? The producers are Oscar nominee and BAFTA award winner Josey McNamara, Fennell, and Robbie. Sara Desmond and Oscar nominee Tom Ackerley are executive producing because apparently, it takes a village to butcher a classic novel. 🏘️
Warner Bros. Pictures and MRC Present A Lie Still & LuckyChap Entertainment Production, a film by Emerald Fennell, “WUTHERING HEIGHTS.” Because titles are important, even when the movie probably isn’t. 🎬
“Wuthering Heights” will be unleashed upon the unsuspecting public in the UK on 13th February 2026 by Warner Bros. Pictures. Mark your calendars, folks, because this is either going to be the best worst movie ever, or just plain forgettable. You have been warned! 🗓️
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
