Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…
Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…
AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…
Houston We Have A Windshield Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Mesa Airlines flight that had to make an emergency return to…
Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…
Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…
Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…
GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barnburner, folks. As I sipped my coffee and read through…