TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine 🍇. Might it…
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…
Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…
Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…
Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…
Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this horrific crime in Pittsburgh, where a pediatrician, Dr. Idris Evans, was fatally…
GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…
China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…