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Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery
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Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mysterious death in Mississippi has the whole country talking, and…

Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
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Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…

Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
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Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…

Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
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Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…

Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

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Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie
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Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2026August 17, 2026

Nearly 3,000 miles. 2 Flights. 1 Rental Car. One Destination. Some places are worth traveling for. Fire In The Mountains…

ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season
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ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is finally getting around to equipping…

Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…

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