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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
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Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
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Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…

Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks
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Gaming Landscape Shaken by EA’s Blockbuster Sale to Private Equity Sharks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

The gaming world is still reeling from the news that Electronic Arts, one of the oldest and most iconic publishers…

SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow
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SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

When I first heard about SEED at Summer Game Fest, I was like a kid in a candy store, excitedly…

Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably
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Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OH NO, THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR MUSIC! 🤖🎸 Singer Ronnie Romero, who’s had a pretty sweet gig with…

Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
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Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…

Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently

FinnAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Lionsgate is once again digging into the depths of its catalog, this time resurrecting the Leprechaun franchise for yet another…

Biden’s Prostate Cancer Takes Turn For Worse Apparently
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Biden’s Prostate Cancer Takes Turn For Worse Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about former President Joe Biden’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s…

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