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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…

Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet
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Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bill Gates’ latest warnings on AI, and folks, it’s a doozy. He’s arguing…

Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
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Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…

Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
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Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…

Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
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Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…

Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
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Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…

Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…

Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
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Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…

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