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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…

Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania
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Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story coming out of Pennsylvania, where more than a dozen…

Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team
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Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Los Angeles Lakers, one of the most iconic basketball teams…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
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Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…

Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
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Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
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KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again
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Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

It looks like Roblox Corporation is in hot water, and for once, it’s not because of a poorly timed microtransaction…

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