DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…
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Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…
Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…
Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…
Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…
Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…
Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…
Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…
Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…