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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
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James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…

America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy
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America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new documentary series, “Christianity at a Crossroads,” is exploring the…

Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
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Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…

Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…

Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
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Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…

Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab
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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Every few months, a new gadget promises to revolutionize the world, but let’s be real, most of them are just…

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