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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab
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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Every few months, a new gadget promises to revolutionize the world, but let’s be real, most of them are just…

Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
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Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
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More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…

Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
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Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…

Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again
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War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – inflation is still running wild in the US, with the…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Economy Surprises Everyone By Not Completely Tanking This Time
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Economy Surprises Everyone By Not Completely Tanking This Time

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US economy, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild ride.…

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